Post by Jim HarkerWell...
It wouldn't have been a very interesting story , would it?
Jim
This is not a valid response. Tolkien told the Truth. Whatever he
wrote is exactly what happened. If an Eagle had carried the Ring to
Mount Doom, then Tolkien would have reported exactly that, without any
alterations, omissions or additions to create a "more interesting
story". Do you call Tolkien a liar?
Be assured, if an Eagle had carried the Ring, Tolkien, being the most
masterful and brilliant writer ever, would have found a way to
describe it in such a vivid and artful way that the resulting story
would have been every bit as good, one hundred percent as awesome, as
LotR in its current form. Anyone who claims something else inplies
that Tolkien was not able to write a good story, and therefore hates
Tolkien and is a despicable heretic.
By the way, it seems that neither you nor Sean or Apteryx realized
that this question has been asked, answered, parodied, and the
parodies parodied about 17 times, and that is counting only the
occasions where Öjevind Lang was involved, a notorious troll,
translator in the tradition of Ake Ohlmarks, TEUNC "humourist" and, I
believe, at least half Sus Scrofa.
Noel