Sandman
2016-03-25 10:56:37 UTC
(spoilers, but whatever, this movie sucks)
(also, long rant)
Part I has been talked about before here in this group, and I just saw part
II yesterday since my kids insisted.
My god what an awful mess of a movie that is. The story and events are either
all over the place or there are scenes when people are sitting still talking
and talking and talking... Or Katniss wakes up in a hospital bed. The movie
is over two hours long and there is just two scenes in it where something
actually happens.
And Jennifer Lawrence... Man, you're a GOOD actor! Why do you have only one
facial expression during the entire movie and the emotional range of an old
sock?
At one point she has a gun to her head, with the assailant asking why he
should shoot her, and she talks for like five hours without moving a single
muscle in her face... This is some Kirsten Stewart level of non-acting.
I complained about part I quite a lot, and someone here said that the next
part would be more eventful since it would be "war". But where is the war?
The first assault by District 13 is on District 2, it is viewed from afar
while Katniss and Gale stands... and... talks... Bleh. So that's another non-
scene which had nothing to do with progressing the story.
Then the supposed "war" is put on hold to the very end of the film when bombs
are dropped on civilians, and that's it.
And the scenes that are supposed to be emotional are just confusing. Bombs
are dropped, then Katniss stands up and sees Prim for about a second, then
another bomb drops and kills her... But it's set up in such a moronic fashion
that you're not sure if it's a dream or a vision or what it's supposed to be,
you're just sitting there thinking "how the hell did hr sister get in to the
capital as medical personell in like five minutes?"
And even more stupidities, after the supposed "war" Katniss is strolling
around in what I assume is Snow's mansion, sees a greenhouse and walks
towards it, guards stop her and whatsherface says she can go in because
anything inside belongs to her anyway... What's inside? Flowers... Is it
graves? Maybe, but then suddenly *Snow* is there. The guy that is supposed to
be her mortal enemy is just there strolling around amongst the flowers (or
graves? dunno) and talks to her. The guy that wanted her dead, the guy she
wanted to kill for ages, just walks around there.
So presumably it wasn't graves, at least not graves important to Katniss?
We're led to believe that after taking the capital, the rebels confined Snow
to.. a greenhouse? With two guards? And Katniss didn't know, and she wanted
to go to the greenhouse..why? And the guard are just outside looking in
waiting for...what? And whatsherface said everything in there belongs to
her...why?
And the second of the two action scenes in this 2 hour snooze fest has a
lead-up of a party of like ten people walking slowly in dark tunnels, then a
million Mutts attack and it's a frenzy of cut-shots that shows exactly
nothing and at the end you don't know who died and who survived. And since
90% of the squad are expandable characters you don't care about it either
way. It's so stereotypically set up. Before there is a small short scene
where the Avox's brother talks a bit, and you know 100% that it's a setup for
one of them dying, but it's a crap setup, you can't make us emotionally
attached to a character five minutes before he dies, we don't care.
Finicky dies as well, but I hardly remember him at all, so I don't care about
him either.
The one that we *do* have an emotional connection with is Primrose, and her
death is a swift "whatever" of a confusing mess.
All of this just reinforces the fact that when adapting a book to a movie,
sacrifices need to be made, characters need to be removed, personality traits
need to be combined into other characters, roles need to be absorbed. A movie
series that spans four movies can't have 20 characters about which life and
death we are supposed to care about.
Take Game of Thrones as a prime example. People die left and right both in
the books and in the series, but there are only a handful deaths that we do
care about, about which the story and character development is heavily
centered around. Ned Stark, Robb Stark, Jon Snow etc.
Anyway, rant over. Shit movie, shit series.
(also, long rant)
Part I has been talked about before here in this group, and I just saw part
II yesterday since my kids insisted.
My god what an awful mess of a movie that is. The story and events are either
all over the place or there are scenes when people are sitting still talking
and talking and talking... Or Katniss wakes up in a hospital bed. The movie
is over two hours long and there is just two scenes in it where something
actually happens.
And Jennifer Lawrence... Man, you're a GOOD actor! Why do you have only one
facial expression during the entire movie and the emotional range of an old
sock?
At one point she has a gun to her head, with the assailant asking why he
should shoot her, and she talks for like five hours without moving a single
muscle in her face... This is some Kirsten Stewart level of non-acting.
I complained about part I quite a lot, and someone here said that the next
part would be more eventful since it would be "war". But where is the war?
The first assault by District 13 is on District 2, it is viewed from afar
while Katniss and Gale stands... and... talks... Bleh. So that's another non-
scene which had nothing to do with progressing the story.
Then the supposed "war" is put on hold to the very end of the film when bombs
are dropped on civilians, and that's it.
And the scenes that are supposed to be emotional are just confusing. Bombs
are dropped, then Katniss stands up and sees Prim for about a second, then
another bomb drops and kills her... But it's set up in such a moronic fashion
that you're not sure if it's a dream or a vision or what it's supposed to be,
you're just sitting there thinking "how the hell did hr sister get in to the
capital as medical personell in like five minutes?"
And even more stupidities, after the supposed "war" Katniss is strolling
around in what I assume is Snow's mansion, sees a greenhouse and walks
towards it, guards stop her and whatsherface says she can go in because
anything inside belongs to her anyway... What's inside? Flowers... Is it
graves? Maybe, but then suddenly *Snow* is there. The guy that is supposed to
be her mortal enemy is just there strolling around amongst the flowers (or
graves? dunno) and talks to her. The guy that wanted her dead, the guy she
wanted to kill for ages, just walks around there.
So presumably it wasn't graves, at least not graves important to Katniss?
We're led to believe that after taking the capital, the rebels confined Snow
to.. a greenhouse? With two guards? And Katniss didn't know, and she wanted
to go to the greenhouse..why? And the guard are just outside looking in
waiting for...what? And whatsherface said everything in there belongs to
her...why?
And the second of the two action scenes in this 2 hour snooze fest has a
lead-up of a party of like ten people walking slowly in dark tunnels, then a
million Mutts attack and it's a frenzy of cut-shots that shows exactly
nothing and at the end you don't know who died and who survived. And since
90% of the squad are expandable characters you don't care about it either
way. It's so stereotypically set up. Before there is a small short scene
where the Avox's brother talks a bit, and you know 100% that it's a setup for
one of them dying, but it's a crap setup, you can't make us emotionally
attached to a character five minutes before he dies, we don't care.
Finicky dies as well, but I hardly remember him at all, so I don't care about
him either.
The one that we *do* have an emotional connection with is Primrose, and her
death is a swift "whatever" of a confusing mess.
All of this just reinforces the fact that when adapting a book to a movie,
sacrifices need to be made, characters need to be removed, personality traits
need to be combined into other characters, roles need to be absorbed. A movie
series that spans four movies can't have 20 characters about which life and
death we are supposed to care about.
Take Game of Thrones as a prime example. People die left and right both in
the books and in the series, but there are only a handful deaths that we do
care about, about which the story and character development is heavily
centered around. Ned Stark, Robb Stark, Jon Snow etc.
Anyway, rant over. Shit movie, shit series.
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