How can you tell if you're in a Tolkien book?

[Steve Morrison]

From The Toast.

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[Wayne Brown]

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My favorite: "You are easily distracted by a workplace crush and
are terrible at your job. Unfortunately for everyone, your job is
The Moon."

[Jerry Friedman]

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You don't know anyone who's ever had an extramarital affair, and none of
the letters "LGBTQ" mean anything to you.

When introducing yourself, you have a tendency to list all your aliases
and introduce your sword, too.

Speaking of swords, you consider that carrying your sword around
unsheathed is a good way to make some kind of statement.

You have a magic staff and a magic ring that are very important, but
you never use them.

[Fred Smith]

Post by Jerry Friedman

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You don't know anyone who's ever had an extramarital affair, and none of
the letters "LGBTQ" mean anything to you.
When introducing yourself, you have a tendency to list all your aliases
and introduce your sword, too.
Speaking of swords, you consider that carrying your sword around
unsheathed is a good way to make some kind of statement.
You have a magic staff and a magic ring that are very important, but
you never use them.

If you are a balrog, you have wings.